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Posts tagged Stuff I forgot to itemize
Whatever happened to Barbies?
Apr 27th
If you want to know how fucked up the world is, just hang out on my front porch. Across the way…
Three little girls, ages between 9 and 11, complete with school uniforms. Toy machine gun and play (I think) handcuffs. Child one is holding the machine gun on child two, who is on her knees with her hands cuffed behind her back. Child three is behind child two holding her by the hair.
What. The. Fuck.
Let’s see if we can figure out what scenario they are playing. Something from Dora the Explorer? I think not. Maybe Disney has some new pre-teen program I’m not familiar with.
And where are their parents?
Well, apparently my glaring in their direction has spoiled their fun, because now they’re back to chasing each other on scooters and bikes.
Whew, nobody died.
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Update on Max
Mar 25th
Max called me Monday morning (and I had a post up here but Casey closed my browser and lost it) and I’ve got a bit of an update.
Tentatively, he and Kela will be here on leave mid-August. He’s not sure of the dates yet. And better yet, sometime in the first two weeks of December he wants to fly us and some of his best friends out to Hawaii for his – get this – wedding.

This is Kela and Max from someone else’s wedding. Probably the best picture I have of them.
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Sorry @jchutchins, I was out of town
Mar 17th
Holy Crap! I haven’t really been paying attention to my friend JC Hutchins’ latest project. Not due to a lack of any talent on his part mind you, just my own busy not paying attention to anything kind of life. I missed all the lead-in to this! Shame on me.
Go to JC’s website to get more information. I will now.
I feel so stupid.
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