I had this conversation with Casey the other night:

C: You made pork chops?

M: Yes, I made pork chops.

C: And what are these? Au gratin potatoes?

M: Scalloped potatoes.

C: I don’t like pork chops.

M: I don’t care.

C: You should have made ham, don’t you usually make ham steak?

M: I don’t like ham.

C: Since when?

M: I’ve always preferred pork chops over ham. It was your father that always wanted ham.

C: Huh. Did you know you bought chunky peanut butter?

M: I prefer chunky peanut butter.

C: Really? Since when? Nevermind.

M: And you know what else?

(He looks at me warily)

I NEVER HAVE TO LOOK, COOK, OR EAT CREAMED CORN AGAIN!