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New Moon
I don’t want to see this movie because of it’s literary brilliance. I’ve no interest in that sparkly imitation of a vampire. I can’t stand the limp noodle of a lead actress. The entire movie is a waste of time except for one thing. I want to see it because of this:
From what I understand he’s shirtless quite a bit. His character Jacob is a werewolf. You know, animal attraction and all that. Heat. This kid is HOT.
Yes, kid. He’s only 17. I feel a little dirtier than usual.
Seriously, I’m betting that with this second movie the sweet young girl focus will shift from Edward the Emo Vampire to Wicked Hot Werewolf Jacob and Robert Pattinson will become the next has-been. Books are books but people are visual and Jacob is MUCH nicer to look at.
We’ll see.
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