Tyler, I told you it was a man!
To everyone in general and to Tyler Hurst specifically, these fucking ugly, unsafe, and extremely stupid shoes were designed by a MAN named Alexander McQueen. Betcha HE’LL never even try a pair on.
10 inch stilettos, what a Fucktard.
And shame on the stupid cows who wore these down the runway, endangering themselves. A girl could get killed falling off these. Is it really worth your idiotic career to take that chance?
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Really? How?
about 1 month ago - 3 comments
The latest thing is posting just your bra color on facebook which may or may not have started as a Victoria Secret catalog suggestion. Rumor has it that morphed into using the idea to open discussions on breast cancer awareness. It’s all bullshit. We’re all well aware of breast cancer by now.
How exactly does posting [...]
Free Pass?
about 2 months ago - 1 comment
Not that I give a shit how many women Tiger Woods has fucked, other than it’s a shitty way to treat one’s wife. What maybe interests me more is this statement by Brit Hume:
So if you’re a Christian and you ask for forgiveness, you’re off the hook for fucking 17-odd women outside of your marriage? [...]
All the single ladies my ass
about 5 months ago - 9 comments
So just for shits and giggles I decided to watch the five nominated Best Female Videos to see if Kanye West had a point. I mean, I had to go look for them HERE because I don’t see a lot of videos in my life. Didn’t there used to be a whole cable channel devoted [...]
Hey, something new!
about 6 months ago - 2 comments
This is interesting. What an elaborate and completely bizarre way to mine your credit card information! Props to the person who thought this up and heads up to those gullible idiots who will fall for it.
I got an Care2 eCard from Secret a minute ago. My first thought was bullshit but then I figured what [...]
Short-Shorts? Really?
about 6 months ago - 3 comments
Apparently the major gossip discussion on the “news” channels is Michelle Obama’s clothing choice for her recent visit to Arizona. Seriously?
First, those are not short shorts. Mid-thigh is not short. If you can’t see the cheeks of her ass hanging out the back, they’re regular shorts.
Secondly, if you’ve never been to Arizona in summer you [...]
Family drama
about 7 months ago - No comments
I know you can’t pick your family. I sure as shit wouldn’t have picked mine.
First, I’ve mentioned my niece Miss B has a new baby she named Damien Gabriel. And she’s living with a guy who is apparently a complete asshat. I don’t know him but from what everyone in the family says, he’s as [...]
My Meandering Mind
about 8 months ago - 2 comments
I’m getting excited about my trip to Minnesota. I got the laundry done and most of my stuff packed. I may have to use the bigger suitcase.
I talked to the people at the new apartment and apparently my credit sucks so I have to come up with a bit more security deposit. The date is [...]
Repeat after me:
about 9 months ago - 1 comment
“That was a stupid irresponsible thing to do.”
Not me! I’m fucking brilliant compared to my son and his idiot friends.
First there was the M-girl that was so trashed by the time they arrived in Vegas that she sliced the shit out of the back of her leg while shaving and then passed out cold in [...]
Repeat after me:
about 9 months ago - No comments
“That was a stupid irresponsible thing to do.”
Not me! I’m fucking brilliant compared to my son and his idiot friends.
First there was the M-girl that was so trashed by the time they arrived in Vegas that she sliced the shit out of the back of her leg while shaving and then passed out cold in [...]
Alltel means what exactly?
about 9 months ago - 1 comment
It sure as shit doesn’t mean Allover Telephone… or anything close.
Alltel does NOT have coverage in Las Vegas. Las Fucking Vegas! One of the biggest tourist cities in the US, and I roamed the whole time.
Alltel does NOT have coverage on the entire island of Oahu. Goddamn Honolulu! Again, one of the top tourist places [...]
about 4 months ago
Men are crazy for designing them, women are ridiculous for wearing them.
If you can find a size that fits my size 12 foot, I’ll DEFINITELY try them on. You can even film it.