My friend Elizasea posted this on twitter today and I wanted to share.

The hulu commercial where Alec Baldwin says they are aliens and want to eat our brains? PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE WTF http://is.gd/ssvv

So of course I go to see what she’s talking about.

HuLu, A Quantum Leap in Electronic Mind Control & Manipulation

ahem

All right, points 1-3 seems to be factual. I’m sure if I cared I could research them I’d find them to be relatively true. #4 is a bit tilted, though.  I’m starting to giggle.

5. These “electromagnetic fields” are capable of MIND CONTROL PROGRAMMING of specific individuals. It is even possible to cause PHYSICAL ILLNESSES by this method — including flu symptoms, heart attacks, or strokes.

6. A specific digital frequency can be customed designed to be sent to the end user of HuLu to produce a specified physical event. All that is needed for the computer to design this frequency is a sample of the victim’s DNA.

Muahahahahhahahahhaha.

Conspiracy theorists.

I cannot imagine living my whole life in such fear of EVERYTHING. Although the header on that site says:

Educate-Yourself
The Freedom of Knowledge, The Power of Thought ©

If you look at the titles of the articles underneath the header, you’ll see they’re a bunch of … nutsos morons whack-jobs unfortunate crazy people.

But funny!  They’re goddamn funny!  And I’m not even talking about their atrocious spelling and grammar.